Lackluster food tour Chicago has so much more That our tour guide skipped Architecture facts That had nothing to do with Restaurants at all Mediocre beef Inauthentic falafel Pathetic pizza Our guide brought her son And her mother with the group And was distracted Dogs in cement parks Famed squatters in McMansions Held her attention She didn’t notice That those who walked most slowly Nearly lost her tour I kept my eye on Two members of our party Wearing polka dots A plain glazed donut Provided welcome respite From disappointment […]

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